Trailer Park Goblins

About the book

They manufacture explosives. They initiate conflicts. They appear stunning while engaging in both activities.

My day was going perfectly until I unexpectedly found myself on the other side of a dimensional portal. Instead of a relaxing weekend in wine country, I ended up in a nostalgic 1980s trailer park populated by... goblin females?

By the way, when did goblins become real? And why are the females so attractive?

However, I didn't have much time to dwell on these questions. Upon my arrival, someone handed me a magical tablet and informed me that I needed to start working immediately to organize the chaotic surroundings. There was supposedly a conflict occurring somewhere in the cosmos, and my mission was to unite the goblin women and provide them with a purpose; to encourage collaboration rather than in-fighting. And most importantly, to have them produce weapons for sale in order to generate enough funds to improve our living conditions.

So here I was, a regular guy from Rochester, devising explosive devices and attempting to mediate the disputes between Bobbi Jo and Brandi Lynn.

Let the competition for the best trailer park arms commence.